J
JONNYDUCK
Gast
When the last Kalendersheets
flattern through the Winterstreets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing
that is not allzuweit:
she does come, the Weihnachtszeit!
When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street
And we all Gl?hwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachstzeit
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the Kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schm?cks a Riesen-Weihnachtwsbaum
He is hanging of the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Fianlly the Kinderlein
Th the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings tha family
Schauerlich: "Oh Christmastree!"
And the jeder in the haouse
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
When the children are coming
candle-wachs is abw?rts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angles look so fine
weil, this ist the Weihnachstime.
Mama finds under the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody is frohlocken
President speaks in TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns die Weihnachtsganz!
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tat?, tata daher,
And they bring a lon, long Schlauch
An a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - "Wasser Marsch!"
Christmas is - now am Arsch!
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits!
flattern through the Winterstreets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing
that is not allzuweit:
she does come, the Weihnachtszeit!
When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street
And we all Gl?hwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachstzeit
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the Kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schm?cks a Riesen-Weihnachtwsbaum
He is hanging of the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Fianlly the Kinderlein
Th the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings tha family
Schauerlich: "Oh Christmastree!"
And the jeder in the haouse
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
When the children are coming
candle-wachs is abw?rts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angles look so fine
weil, this ist the Weihnachstime.
Mama finds under the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody is frohlocken
President speaks in TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns die Weihnachtsganz!
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tat?, tata daher,
And they bring a lon, long Schlauch
An a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - "Wasser Marsch!"
Christmas is - now am Arsch!
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits!
